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Airman Demotivational Poster


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!

DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!

TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.

AIRMAN - On A Mission From Day One

TAGS: airman fly mission
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:17 pm
Do you still have the outfit as a momento?
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:25 am
you even got my good side.. lol
GaryO - June 30, 2012, 7:53 pm
Figures, always was a poster child.


TAGS: original joke by airman theone
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by TheOne

steph1 - February 24, 2011, 2:44 am
bravo - it must be a b**** though to find a free spot for handicap parking - especially on busy weekends
rerun - February 24, 2011, 12:35 am

i like this


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the godd*** duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.


AIRMAN - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles cannot be taught in Flight School

TAGS: airman spotter bikini radar
Rating: 4.65/5

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Airman - May 10, 2010, 7:05 pm
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
yep, that's our Airman. 5L



TAGS: airman
Rating: 4.62/5

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boeweizer - April 11, 2010, 9:35 am
excellent idea too bad no government will go for it
Derek - April 11, 2010, 5:29 am
Suggest a logical extension of the poster, and you get a diatribe from the "Might is Right" brigade.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 2:12 am
It's difficult when your high horse is on a merry-go-round... and it plays a tune that's fun for the young children.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 1:30 am
Is Derek still here?.....I thought he Would have been trampled by his high horse or lynched by now....
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 11:26 pm
Correct my a**. Time for a few hundred pounds of HBX strategically placed, laser guided and launched from 10 miles at 400 knots. boom goes the hippy.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
Yes, sir... IWE stand corrected, sir... sir.
Sean - April 10, 2010, 11:01 pm
*was (Now I/We stand corrected. Right, Nathan?)
Sean - April 10, 2010, 10:59 pm
Corrected? No, me and internal Nathan Lane think Derek's comment were pretty d*** fagulous.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:47 pm
I stand corrected.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:47 pm
Well said... I digress. He's just an idealistic moron.
Sean - April 10, 2010, 9:37 pm
While the word "faggot" may seem a tad homophobic, I suggest that if you can honestly picture Nathan Lane calling someone that, then go for it. My inner Nathan Lane (inner where you better not ask) concurs with Aggy's remark.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:29 pm
Idealistic faggot.
Derek - April 10, 2010, 7:36 pm
That'd be nice magic. Imagine if all weapons only hurt their instigator. Could mean a very nice world.
Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 4:25 pm
Airman - April 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
easiest 5 I ever clicked on
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 3:54 pm
And we could use the timmies to clean up afterward. 5L
rerun - April 10, 2010, 3:54 pm

I just got it in an e-mail....my 1st attempt at making one in paint....only took 1/2 hour to figure it out (this time)
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 3:52 pm
LMAO! i seen this in an email and forgot about it till now. 5L
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:51 pm
I like it! Simple, elegant, and perfect in every way. Oh, and nice poster too. 5 virgins in paradise for you tonight!


TAGS: trust life airman
Rating: 4.55/5

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maoworks2 - April 14, 2012, 10:57 am
Trust Nobody !
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:13 pm
From a few thousand feet? we're both dead XD thanks
holymoly - April 13, 2012, 4:00 pm
As long as your under me to break the fall.... Nice

HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean

TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.


TAGS: roast a greybeard day airman iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:51 pm
and I have to keep the fear away on a daily basis.. lol


TAGS: tribute airman wheels wings fins
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 25, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L!!! seriously, the plastic crap nowadays just doesn't have the unique-ness that those old 50's 60's models had... bloody shame if you ask me
deChelca - April 20, 2011, 9:08 pm
That's a 5L for sure. What a great pic!
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:38 am
you got that right Space. 5L


TAGS: rerun mord airman monty stupid
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by caveman

concern3 - June 11, 2012, 1:02 pm
very funny and clever
Sho - June 11, 2012, 2:36 am
spacedog - June 10, 2012, 1:25 pm
LOL! Amsome community!

B-36 -

TAGS: airman tribute huge bastiche cold war iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Airman - March 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
I never saw this.. nice Ice
MPsniper - December 4, 2011, 8:31 pm
the odd growling this aircraft produced.... was the sound of... FREEDOM


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


TAGS: airman tribute looking good
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:48 pm
Para Jumpers are the toughest (physically speaking) form of airmen, at least in the U.S. My Ranger buddy lol'd and told me to call them the chairforce. e_e
Airman - June 29, 2010, 10:47 am
pretty classy looking poster for a low life subject. Almost looks like a Ron motifake. Thanks Ice. I have to go check the mirror now

"ONCE MORE - into the breech, dear friends..."

TAGS: tribute to airman with regards
Rating: 4.27/5

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GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 12:11 pm
"And if to live, the less to share the glory with..." For non-tankers, That's a picture of the ready rack - right beside the cannon "Breech" on a good ol' M-60A1. (Ma baby!) Get it? Breech/Breach? a*** myself...we few, we happy few.
Dimytri - April 6, 2011, 12:16 am
Sorry ... sorta a*** when it comes to Shakespeare
Dimytri - April 6, 2011, 12:15 am
Fill ... or fill up the wall with our English dead ... and even that is a replacement text for the actual line "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead."
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:53 pm
or feel it with our english dead!!! oh wait did I miss the point.
MPsniper - April 5, 2011, 5:39 pm
gunner, target, tank.... sabot UP
Airman - April 5, 2011, 4:13 pm


TAGS: can i get an amen from airman
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - September 23, 2009, 12:00 am
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
Too other words: too far. Even in untimely demise, I'm not THAT vndictive.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
I'm in tight with your lawyer... and I'm stockpiling puppies as we speak. Two words: Dragon Skin.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:50 pm
And motion detectors, and collars with bells on them, lotsa bells. And an envelope in the possession of my lawyer with instructions on what to do if I do not wake up one morning. (Spoiler alert: adopt puppies, lotsa puppies.)
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sean has cameras.... in a lot of places.
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:45 pm
scary...looks EXACLTY like my kitty!
Airman - September 14, 2009, 11:28 am
Amen brother, Amen
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhh... don't wake kitty kaboom.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 5:40 pm
Thanks. I adore cats too. I love dogs as well, and I'm sure I'll have one or two some day (greyhound rescues possibly), but cats rule the roost for the foreseeable future.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:31 pm
Lol, I actually really liked this. 5... "Stars" mate! (I love cats. Xp)



TAGS: airman submariner airforce
Rating: 4.38/5

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Airman - July 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
lol.. you scoundrel. funny, I would rather sit in a copters door with my feet out at 6000 feet, than jump into water where I can't see the bottom. I hate that feeling.


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)

you think premium is expensive -

AIRMAN - Was not always the ace fighter pilot he is today... It took a lot of singed hairs to get here.

TAGS: airman
Rating: 4.89/5

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ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:54 pm
I trust you mean on your carapace? ;/
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 6:15 pm
Hahaha, sounds like you lost quite a few, better go scra** them off of the exhaust ports XD, I'll give you a knife, it's the closest thing I have to a scra**r lol
Airman - March 7, 2012, 6:00 pm
lol.. and I wouldn't mind getting those hairs back.. singed or not


TAGS: assignment calender may airman hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am
XD hahaha, nice one Hammy XD 5L
Hawamleh - May 26, 2011, 2:50 am
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 12:02 am
Dear god! I opened it! Too many 5L's!!!
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:22 pm
fn awe5ome!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
5lolz Hammy ;)
Hawamleh - May 25, 2011, 7:32 pm
I did it for the love really :D
Airman - May 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
thx hammy. I was wondering why there were all of these Airman posters today.. then looked at the May a**ignment calender.. duh!


TAGS: airman daily assignment guy walks into a bar with your mom
Rating: 4.55/5

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5150monkeylove - January 29, 2011, 9:59 pm
I am sure with your wealth of poster making experience he will take it to heart
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:39 pm
Epic build up. Failed ending. [sighs]
Airman - October 6, 2010, 11:56 am
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:54 am

SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered

TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 b****in' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

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Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am

AIRMAN - I had to stop driving my car for a while the tires got dizzy.

SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!

TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I *** that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.

AIRMAN - Receives His Inspiration From A Higher Source.

TAGS: airman his inspiration comes from above
Rating: 4.18/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:49 am
- and perspiration, I'll wager

THIS IS WHY - I don't get involved in the religious conversations... I learn from Airman's mistakes


TAGS: fun game airman f 15
Rating: 3.32/5

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BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 5:04 pm
Airman - August 18, 2009, 4:25 pm
cool picture.. I wouldn't follow me anywhere.. especially today.. but it's the thought that counts.


TAGS: black socks airman tribute
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:15 pm
that was a hard day for culos... tsk tsk.
Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 7:20 pm
I didn't think you were, im just glad i could find a pic of you with more than just the sandals and socks on from your last european vacation.
Airman - November 8, 2010, 7:16 pm
our conversatino on Friday PS.. I wasn't joking
Airman - November 8, 2010, 7:15 pm
you magnificent bastard
Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 7:15 pm
Sweet, glad you saw this one before you went home. Do you even remember where this came from? jk, cheers air
Airman - November 8, 2010, 7:14 pm



TAGS: laverne airmand shirley
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - June 15, 2014, 11:23 pm
A classic
egodude4joke - June 14, 2014, 1:52 am
Thank God, Allah, and Odin I'm fluent in German.
Sean - September 12, 2011, 3:51 pm
"Helloooooo." I miss those guys.
Sean - September 12, 2011, 3:51 pm
... for me and yoooouuuuu.
Airman - September 12, 2011, 3:03 pm
LOL.. Lenny & Squiggy approve
caveman - September 12, 2011, 9:07 am
(5 L's for the fact that it was funny and that we were mentioned in a poster)(this is the happiest day of our lives)(that's really sad)
Feasibly - September 11, 2011, 6:29 pm
Greeny, in regard5 to Airman's advice...plea5e plan your escape route in a northerly direction.
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 5:38 pm
Making our dream5 come true!... (See 140489)


TAGS: airman roast march calender pzy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 24, 2011, 10:41 am
This is the way the RAF is heading thanks to current downsizing
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:39 pm
and your point would be? LOL


TAGS: un ufo contingency plan airman
Rating: 4.79/5

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Airman - July 27, 2011, 2:58 pm


A TRUE HERO - Leads by example and make you want to be a better Motifaker. Thanks Airman!

TAGS: happy airman day
Rating: 4.67/5

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AIRMAN - Ever Wondered About His Inspiration In Making Motifakes? Guess Which One He Is.....

TAGS: airman tribute
Rating: 4.64/5

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Airman - June 30, 2010, 10:24 am
LOL indeed. Thx
forseti - June 30, 2010, 8:57 am
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 7:43 am

where do you come up with these gems....lmfao. 5l's...no question.

MISTAKES - Face your mistakes and accept them... Although sometimes that ain't enough...

TAGS: happy airman day bailing out lion chow
Rating: 4.63/5

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Chef - June 30, 2010, 3:08 pm
Thanks Trashy, that means alot... I had a lot of difficulty getting it that clear.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:10 am
I wish the pic wasnt so fuzzy! This is genius. Your best yet by far.



TAGS: tribute airman timmies
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 4:04 pm
I found the pic and i just use paint. I am to retarded and cheap to get ph**oshop.
Airman - July 7, 2010, 2:53 pm
how do you do those graphics? amsome
Airman - July 7, 2010, 2:40 pm
I went to lunch and missed the bomber, and his removal? d***
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 2:17 pm
Us regs are used to it. I just hate seeing a gem like TTH's poster get f*cked by a douche for no reason other than to be a douche.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 2:03 pm
identified, and removed. sorry face
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 1:51 pm
B!tch a** 1L bombers!!!!

AIRMAN - He doesn't take it too well when one of his posters is rejected

TAGS: airman he doesn t take it too well when one of his posters is rejected
Rating: 4.24/5

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thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 4:03 pm
LoL @ comments. Lions all around! (I just almost typed, "Loins all around!" :P I'm so glad I caught that error.)
fred - March 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's so beautiful! :P
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:46 am
No Problems Airman...I didn't speak with TOC, but I have been subject to her rejection...( which leaves me heart-broken ).
Airman - March 8, 2010, 4:41 pm
what? did you talk to TOC? thanks Musty
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:21 pm
Can't you see? It was a test to see if phantoms could pass through walls.


TAGS: alone calendar airman free flight
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - February 6, 2012, 2:55 pm
That's True, But It Wares out.

gone -

TAGS: airman retired make the man a tribute poster already legend friend
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:22 am
it ain't over till the Fat Lady sings
GaryO - June 26, 2013, 8:13 pm
Some say lo-o-o-o-o-ve, it is a r-i-i-i-iver…aaahOOOOOO….aahOO, aah, aaaahOOOO, that drowwwns a tender reeeed…..aahOOOOOOOOO…..sorry, just thought we needed that right now…pooper sniff?......anyone?
Greeny - June 26, 2013, 7:44 pm
Easy there steve, some people like to eat while scrolling through place...
steve1961 - June 26, 2013, 12:33 pm
You are needed. Not just for the great posters (iconic is not too strong a word), but we are desperately in need of more testosterone here...we are one Oprah moment away from GaryO and Mord doing a Bette Midler-esque version of "The Rose"...
Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:23 pm
very nice.. I am touched. I really missed being part of this..
MissPriss - April 23, 2013, 11:00 am
Retired huh, well enjoy every minute of it. No matter what else...your avatar was one of the easiest to crop into a poster...sniffle, I mean teehee. 5L for the wonderful send off me Lord.
forseti - April 23, 2013, 2:03 am
Enjoy your retirement, Landman!
- April 23, 2013, 12:04 am
Enjoy your retirement Airman, you are missed.
GaryO - April 22, 2013, 9:46 pm
Amen brother. I didn't know lions could fly until I saw his work.


TAGS: greeny airman
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:36 am
a 5er as usual
Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:48 pm
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 9:02 am
Soooo...that's what it looks like when men have a blonde moment...5L
Greeny - November 19, 2012, 8:56 am

Trying to get me out of her hair -

TAGS: airman is back
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:27 pm
nice to see some things never change.. LOL
Greeny - June 25, 2013, 7:06 pm
who? lol
motinet - June 25, 2013, 11:09 am

Moved to the SAFE side
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 1:38 am

Would give a 20L for this if I could. As it is, I approved this on my phone and must've hit the adult b***on. I will get this moved over to the proper place. WE HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Making Paper Airplanes -

TAGS: making paper airplanes success airman
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:13 am
Thanks for all the comments. And Airman get back here!
mariand - June 10, 2013, 3:28 am
When I thought I forgot how to do paper airplanes, I had to teach my son how to do it... now my house is full of paper airplanes and the show goes on...;)
Sho - June 9, 2013, 10:22 pm
still in the air, there is no stopping him. hope he drifts by again
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:18 pm

Oh, I do miss him! Great poster!
Greeny - June 9, 2013, 9:05 pm
Outstanding tribute!

Target Aquired -

TAGS: airman loop de loop
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - June 28, 2013, 9:45 am
THIS…is soooooo gooood.
lgvernon - June 28, 2013, 8:40 am



TAGS: pzy motifake international airlines airman
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i think it add5 something to the trip


TAGS: ufo disclosure calendar airman pitstop
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:49 pm
just amsome...
maoworks2 - February 29, 2012, 12:48 pm
Take A Deep Breath.


TAGS: calendar tribute airman
Rating: 4.86/5

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Airman - May 25, 2011, 11:28 am

COLLECTOR'S 45 RPM - (Collects dust, that is)

TAGS: prissy mooooooooo airman
Rating: 4.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2012, 5:44 pm
In other words, hold my haaaand!
Airman - August 31, 2012, 5:36 pm
LOL.. let me see what life is like on Jupiter and Mars
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2012, 3:02 pm
Well done! 5L
MissPriss - August 31, 2012, 2:42 pm
5L But the moooooooo(?)n is a closer flight for me than you might think. Due north and a little to the left (teehee)
forseti - August 31, 2012, 3:17 am


TAGS: airman fuel women space trek
Rating: 4.75/5

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Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
wait a minute. I have lots of gas.. and I have household references to prove it!
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 5:54 pm
I'll kick in 5 bucks for gas.;)


TAGS: airman breakdance bet it all iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - April 18, 2011, 5:34 pm

It is a sad day when you take the roofies yourself so you can forget
Airman - April 18, 2011, 5:22 pm
I had pretty much suppressed the memory of that weekend. But, thanks to you, it is all coming back



TAGS: airman blinkers rule
Rating: 4.67/5

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Airman - April 20, 2011, 6:58 pm

AIRMAN - Igor Sikorsky would have motifaked if he could But he'll never be as good as Airman

TAGS: airman
Rating: 4.64/5

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Airman - May 25, 2011, 11:30 am
thx.. did he pronounce the ee-gor or eye-gore?


TAGS: airman flight
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:52 pm
hittin' a little close to home there bud
mariand - November 17, 2012, 11:34 am
lol...and if it lasts more than four days, see the priest

AIRMAN - Quietly watching all we do with a detached amusement all the while putting on a great show

TAGS: the silent but deadly airman never posts in the forum but puts on the best show
Rating: 4.56/5

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phydeaux - March 18, 2010, 11:55 am
Still sir, your quietness and proficiency are a model to us all. OR at least, would be if some of us weren't such dirtbags. Myself at the top of THAT list...
Airman - March 15, 2010, 11:29 am
wow, great pic Phy. thanks. No, I don't do the forum a whole lot. I pipe in if I see something interesting, but to be honest, I start to read a thread, and get lost weeding thru the profile stuff attached to each answer. Comments work better for me.


TAGS: airman traces motifake mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 5:36 pm
What's That Mean ?
maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 3:35 pm
One Up.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 11:53 am
I'll 5econd that Wow! Now you have me humming "faded ph**ographs..."
Reality Lord - January 11, 2012, 7:44 am


somewhere -


TAGS: tribute airman
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - March 21, 2010, 8:21 am

oh god...still laughing at his "euro-english" poster. i bow down.
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 3:09 pm
Glad ya like it.
Airman - March 19, 2010, 1:26 pm
no one messes with my naps. thanks Face



TAGS: airman day roller coaster ride
Rating: 4.39/5

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Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 7:51 pm
DOH!!! that was "the1stCOMMI3" that posted the pic. Thanks dude!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 7:47 pm
Thanks youngin's...and btw, justme, thanks for posting that pic in the poster fodder thread. Your timing was perfect.
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:14 pm
did that onnce... you've got great view from up there... 5L
Airman - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 10:57 am
I knew thi5 pic would get u5ed eventually

A LONG HISTORY... - In the footsteps of the great on the shoulders of giants we strive for all mankind

TAGS: happy airman day
Rating: 4.33/5

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Chef - June 30, 2010, 3:06 pm
I only have about 1.5 days aweek to make posters, soooo, I gotta do a bunch at a time. Sad that I miss so many tribute days... I hope I am forgiven someday.
Airman - June 30, 2010, 10:26 am
thanks for all of those Chef. you were on a roll!

AIRMAN - His daily ride. He just can't get enough 'Hog...

TAGS: airman warthog van
Rating: 4.32/5

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CANADA - January 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
LOL it even has a gun barrel on the bumper
Airman - January 26, 2010, 10:32 am
this may be the most beautiful vehicle ever. Can't let LD know where it's parked

AIRMAN - Let Airman fly us home Aggy said... He's only drank a quart of Jameson Aggy said...

TAGS: airman
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:02 pm
In Airman's defense, when we regained consciousness, we were only a block from the pub we were heading for.
Airman - March 17, 2010, 3:32 pm
LOL.. a light evening


TAGS: airman calls it like he sees it
Rating: 4.27/5

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Zealot - July 28, 2010, 2:20 pm
salmon is the g** shade of pink
R.S.Jake - July 28, 2010, 11:47 am
Sorry Dude, that shirt is PINK! :)
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 11:36 am
I had a math teacher i high school say that exact same thing to my class when we told him he was g** for wearing a pink shirt. What made it worse was he had a g** lisp to go with the word salmon. ROR!
Airman - July 28, 2010, 11:30 am
lol.. salmon isn't a color. It's a fish.

AIRMAN - Ready to defend your freedoms! To defeat the powers of oppression! To point out what an idiot you are!

TAGS: airman
Rating: 4.23/5

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Airman - June 4, 2010, 5:30 pm
my left leg probably weighs that much.. that helmet has a slimming effect
Bakstabr - June 4, 2010, 4:52 pm
Nice to see you've gained some weight airman. What are you up to 75 now?
Airman - June 4, 2010, 12:27 pm

MY APOLOGIES - Who knew the "Logic" in my name meant I was part Vulcan? So to all those Motifakers I, um, "loved"... I'm good for the child support, okay?

TAGS: my offspring with malt airman thatonechick cubby moooooo bunny
Rating: 4.19/5

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thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:24 am
Here's the original pic of thatonechicken.
MrRandom - January 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
Me be thinking they're already in space, away from available cameras.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 14, 2010, 11:16 pm
Note the complete lack of Tigers with Space helmets on. Thanks.
BoneCD - January 7, 2010, 6:43 am
LoLmageddon you suck at commenting...now go play in some other sand box
LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:18 am
You suck at apologizing.
BoneCD - January 5, 2010, 4:50 pm
Way to step up LD
Sean - January 5, 2010, 4:12 pm
*revives, reads tags* Oh THANK Gosh.
aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:11 pm
nicely done
Sean - January 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
gasp! *faints*
thatonechick - January 5, 2010, 8:58 am
It took me FOREVER to figure out why my alias is in the tags. XD
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:56 am

is that an adult thought?
thatonechick - January 5, 2010, 8:55 am
Is that a picture of a tiger eating thatonechicken? >:)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 am
I told you, Not until the blood test comes back!
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 6:29 am
Thanks Cubby...if only Mooooooo were that understanding and would just accept little Herschel.
Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 12:18 am
I love the cow tiger


TAGS: comabt jack airman
Rating: 4.14/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2010, 8:47 pm

"combat jack" is a term that means to jack off during combat situations. pardon...lol


TAGS: airman shootin bull
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
the inspiration for this came after a glass of Scotch, and my tinnitus... and of course you guys
Airman - May 9, 2011, 12:19 pm
LOL.. I just saw this


TAGS: tribute to airman can you hear the song i went to the dangerzone something something dangerzone
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:31 am
...and the Lord striketh it down! Told ya.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:22 am
HaHa!!! I saw that comin' as soon as I clicked POST COMMENT!
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:21 am
I'm on my 8th Guinness... I just dropped a strong one, too... what's your point?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:20 am
I just dropped a strong one in the queue, Aggy. That said, who knows though.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:19 am
At least he didn't take the volleyball route.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Last I checked... yes. Yes it is.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:17 am
Okay, fine... how about "Mavericky" Wait is that a word?
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 12:16 am
Highway toooooo the dangerzone
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:15 am
5L, yes... but gangsta?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Gangsta. 5.

AIRMAN AND LOGICDUDE... - Is there something you would like to tell us??


TAGS: airman crash
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - July 1, 2010, 10:33 am
nice!! thx c kind of looks like my day yesterday


AIRMAN - Still Not Adjusted To Driving Cars.

TAGS: airman
Rating: 3.95/5

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Airman - January 21, 2010, 7:00 pm
LOL. Should have launched some flares

AIRMAN - Just a bit old-school...

TAGS: airman flier
Rating: 3.87/5

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Airman - November 23, 2010, 11:26 am
just a bit? LOL thx

HAPPY B-DAY AIRMAN! - But please, next time don't drink and fly!

TAGS: happy bday airman
Rating: 3.85/5

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Derek - February 8, 2010, 5:03 pm
d*** Migs are so common they have to park them on the footpath
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:54 am
LOL Thanks Phy

AIRMAN - He's now reached Cult status.

TAGS: airman mario cult
Rating: 3.79/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 4:00 am
You may have been gone...but never forgotten. Looking forward to seeing more of your creations. Welcome back, we missed you.
Airman - December 28, 2009, 1:07 pm
thanks Musty, very nice of you. I think I need to be gone more often!

AN AMERICAN CLASSIC - With his best girl by his side... He sings, Ooooooooooooooh I'm a...


TAGS: airman soared higher than the rest in 2009
Rating: 3.56/5

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GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 2:28 pm
thanks Mr Ron
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 2:15 pm
5L always...and great job Mr. GreyScorpion...just a amesome tribute to Mr. Airman...well deserved!

AIRMAN - Soaring to new heights on Motifake.com


TAGS: airman must be stopped
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - December 28, 2009, 3:02 pm
Sorry the dude screwed up your car rental -- but somehow I'm sure the crows meant more to me than you hopes of trashing a prius.
Airman - December 28, 2009, 1:05 pm
boy, I go away for 5 days, and come back to this. That is an amazing picture Sean. you were a busy boy. sorry about your crows
morelia - December 25, 2009, 9:01 am
Bishop International Airport, Flint MI. But does flying to Canada really count as "international"?
MrRandom - December 25, 2009, 2:09 am
I say train them with a variety of deadly weapons.
Sean - December 25, 2009, 2:02 am
Dammit, bet he even gets them eagles after my flock of crows ... and I just got them all trained to do my paper route for me. Sheesh.
Sean - December 25, 2009, 1:18 am
And just how airogant IS Airman? Huh? Hell, he's so airogant that when he axes you a rhetorical question, he doesn't even use a question mark. Bam! Nailed 'im wid dat one, eh?

AIRMAN - Soars High In The Skies Above Motifake.com

TAGS: airman soars high
Rating: 3.44/5

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MustyK - January 25, 2010, 1:58 am
Pull ya head in Little Boy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 9:49 am
Can you see the sky from under that rock? 1L


TAGS: race motifake cubbybear mistyk airman ronsart
Rating: 3.33/5

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Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:38 am
You five fellows deserve more than the five furry felines I can give you here. As always Ron you exceed expectations.
MustyK - March 12, 2009, 6:14 am
One of you best yet Ron. This made me LOL so much my sides hurt. Your comments are always a classic. 5 furry ones for you mate.
Cubbybear - March 12, 2009, 3:29 am
Ron my friend...you always run a quality race...and that finishes first in my book
RON - March 12, 2009, 2:13 am
CUBBY so young...thin...and whiter. Will always lead the pack...lol CULOS so much hair. MuskyK short but strong. AIRMAN been taking supplements. RONSART so old, lucky he’s even in the race...lol

AIRMAN - I Have Seen Your Posts, Thank You for having served

TAGS: airman
Rating: 3.25/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 25, 2010, 8:38 am
Whats the difference between 2 ****s and a joke?.... EGD (OD) can't take a joke!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 8:29 am
AK was first, he recruited OD...and I'll never forgive him for that!
CANADA - November 25, 2010, 12:05 am
lol, I was just starting to creep in the shadows back then
rerun - November 24, 2010, 4:51 pm

AK was one of the 1st mods, I don't know if he was the 1st, but the mods today are calm compared to him.
Airman - November 24, 2010, 4:34 pm
no.. correct that. I think Arrogant Knight was the first MOD
Airman - November 24, 2010, 4:20 pm
Look what I just saw! This was 2 years ago. Rerun was the first person to be nice to me when I was starting out. You think you newbs have it rough now.. check out Elder God Douchebag. The original MOD I believe
Culos - January 15, 2009, 4:06 am
'the ultimate sacrifice'? Did he get killed or something? 'attention to that licking thing'? She did quite a nice job on me, no complaints...
rerun - January 14, 2009, 5:06 pm
10-4. Hey - I even appreciate your job to rip on people.
Elder God Douchebag - January 14, 2009, 4:20 pm
I accept your apology. Don't let it happen again.
rerun - January 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
EGD - Sorry your ego is so big that you thoight my last commect was directed at you. I was talking to Airman about why I thought it was important for me to thank him and others whom have served and made the ultimate sacrifice
Elder God Douchebag - January 14, 2009, 4:04 pm
Look. Buddy. This is what I do. I rip on people. You'll get used to it soon enough.
rerun - January 14, 2009, 4:01 pm
With what is going on all over the world today I think it is important to thank those who have made it possible for us to live in a free land.
Airman - January 14, 2009, 3:58 pm
Thanks for the poster. Very nice of you. Hey EGD... I have fun.. some work some don't. I guess I need to do more ti*****. That pleases all of us. Now if I could just get my wife to pay attention to that licking thing..
Elder God Douchebag - January 14, 2009, 3:52 pm
This is not the place to go licking Airman's balls. His posts aren't that good.

AIRMAN - I found his picture on R.S.V.P.

TAGS: airman he s a sky pilot
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:46 pm
I love the glasses.
phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:48 am
I don't know what that is....but it's certainly disturbing...
MO - January 21, 2010, 11:47 am
So you're looking and feeling a bit like Ozzy today Airman? Sorry to hear that man. Although that may make for some interesting posters......
Airman - January 21, 2010, 11:38 am
that looks about like I feel today
Mongo - January 21, 2010, 8:57 am
lol...5 retarded manes! "His"!?

MONOPOLIZING THE TOP FIVE - Don't hate. It's not their fault they are THAT much better than the rest of us.

TAGS: airman logicdude top five best win epic
Rating: 2.8/5

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spacedog - October 3, 2009, 10:24 pm
I like this one. I had a similar idea but you beat me to the wire Jmac. We need BoneCD to mount a serious charge at the top 5.
Derek - October 2, 2009, 4:39 pm
I suspect that this one won't rate so highly.
Airman - October 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
No we are not! We just had a good few days. I think LD would agree. That can change real quickly. some do very well, most do not. We all just keep plugging along

E-TOOL - I'm going 2 grab one, and knock that thing off yer head! B4 it nests and lays eggs in yer ears!

GOING NATIVE - Don't do it sir! Stay with us! You dance with the one that brought you! Don't go into the light!